March 2012
I’mma start my powerpoint for Jap.
OH-Kay.
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brasillian:
brasillian:
once my brother read this book for his reading club from 2nd grade and it was the story of a mole who woke up with poop on its head and the whole story was it asking animals if they were the ones who did it and they were like “no my poop is like this” and then they pooped and showed how their poop was different than the one on the moles head
and this book has already...
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cviper:
calling a guy cute is like saying: “you’re not actually attractive but here’s an ego booster”
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punkest:
This is Tiago.
Tiago was a nice kid, good grades, big dreams, great music taste.
He had everything to succeed in life.
A home, a family, a girlfriend, friends…
But one day he met something… cocaine.
We never heard anything from him for 3 years until an unidentified photographer took this picture a few weeks ago.
Tiago is now a beggar due to his cocaine addiction.
DON’T. DO....
February 2012
1612th:
if a guy went up to a girl and was actually like “oh you’re so gorgeous and beautiful i admire your personality and courage please go out with me” he would probably get maced in the eyes for a good 30 seconds and would definitely not get laid because that shit is weird as hell
annefranksgasmask:
sometimes i make text posts and delete them because im not 1612th
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1612th:
the oscars for Best Groomed and Smoothest Ride go to Sarah Jessica Parker for the 30th year in a row
