December 2011
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fuuuuuuh
I’m supposed to be up early tomorrow.
Well, not THAT early.
But still.
n4z1:
yippie that hurt
no cosmo youre supposed to say ouch when youre hurt
oh. yippie that ouch!
lemunplej:
fuck how even do I talk to a girl in person I actually forgot
Coming Home Late
caseofkc:
Choice of…
Taking a shower and risk waking up mom
or
Go to sleep dirty
I’d crash in the car. Lol.
marizzleferizzlee asked: That last thing I posted about reblogging and being friends was totally about you. Haha
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khl0ekardashian:
katy perrys marriage only lasted 5 and half kardashians
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Yvan eht noij.
theashkaari:
Yvan eht noij. Yvan eht noij. Yvan eht noij.
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
My trash smells like coffee. Amazing.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
whoever produces the music for SHINee
good job, bruh
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3 tags
christianmingle:
rickperry.tumblr.com is a gay porn blog oh my god
sachimo:
marthastewartliving:
if you like sachimo i probably fucking hate you lol
i like sachimo
If Tumblr was a party, I’d be that creepy kid sitting by himself on the couch laughing quietly to himself at what everyone is talking about.
Is that how you spell creepy? Idk, it just looks wrong.
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For those of you who asked..
garyfuckingoak:
the-white-mans-struggle:
niggasinparishilton:
josh-r:
kingjaffejoffer:
cuntbarf:
The jar of blood (when opened)smells like a mixture of the most rotten eggs you have ever smelled, vinegar, and a gangrenous wound.
I can’t open it in the house, because the smells stays for days.
This is why I am so afraid of it breaking. The smell would forever penetrate anything it...
